The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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