Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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