Porn is love you can see.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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