belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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