I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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