Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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