Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Randomize
