I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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