the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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