i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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