I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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