Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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