And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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