idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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