just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Randomize
