i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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