I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
sex on a bike is impossible
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