if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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