omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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