Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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