Me too!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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