i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I have already put on my inside pants.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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