Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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