I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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