sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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