Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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