it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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