You surviving the open bar?
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hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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