I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
