Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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