The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
