just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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