That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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