i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Randomize
