I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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