what if I'm pregnant?
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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