doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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