Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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