I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Randomize