I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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