She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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