I CAN MOONWALK!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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