I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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