there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.