I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ugly people sure do ruin things
We got so high we made milksteak
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.