They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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