Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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