Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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