Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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