You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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