just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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