wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
