dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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