please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.