They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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