My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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