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margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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