That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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