She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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